Yes, this is a movie made by the dating site. Yes, that is Gretchen Wieners as the main character. And yes, as a Christian, I thoroughly embarrassed that anyone even THOUGHT of this idea, let alone made it into a movie.
"WE DON’T wanna MARRY, WE JUST wanna FUCK (and flame, freak out, flaunt it, fuck up, figure it out, figure it out again, and do something with our lives that isn’t just about property rights and patriarchy, OK?)"
Gamora, surgically modified and trained as a living weapon. The adopted daughter of the mad titan, Thanos. Recently, Thanos lent her and her sister, Nebula out to Ronan, which leads us to believe that Thanos and Ronan are working together.